Let me ask you a serious question. What sense does that make? Has anyone heard an unserious question? Come to think of it, I have heard an unserious question. It came from my ex-wife about a week after the divorce was finalized. It went something like this. "Can you do me a favor?"

Anyway, my question, serious or not, is this. Why do multi-vitamins have to be the size of baby chinchillas? I got some one time because they were advertised to increase energy. They weren't far off the mark with their advertisement. When that matchbox car sized pill got stuck in my throat and I realized I was the only help I had of a self-Heimlich maneuver, I started jumping around like I had a dozen fire ants chewing on my butt cheeks. Pills that size need to be administered as a suppository. They smell like crap to begin with.

On that note, let me personally wish all 3 of my faithful readers to have a very merry Christ-mas and a blessed new year. I'm gonna take a break from posting until after Christ-mas. Call it a time to collect my thoughts. Then again, you could take all of my thoughts, put them in the cap from a two liter Pepsi bottle and still have room for a fifteen pound bowling ball.

Happy holidays everyone.